Once there was a photographer and a pilot.
John, the photographer was told that a Twin-Engine Plane would be Waiting for him at the Airport.
Arriving at the Airport he spotted a Plane warming up outside the hanger.
He jumped in, and said ‘Lets go’.
The Pilot taxied and took off.
Once in the air John told the Pilot: ‘Fly Low over the Valley so I can take Pictures of the
Fire on the hill’
Pilot : Why.?
John : Because I’m the Photographer for a channel. I need to get some close up shots.
Pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered ‘So, what You’re telling me is .
. . You’re Not My Flying Instructor’?
Life is Short. .
Always ASK, NEVER ASSUME.!